Howie Carr: The Media Loves to Hate Sarah Palin

Howie Carr, in his fantastically unique way, excoriates the media attacks on Sarah Palin:

It’s become a regular “60 Minutes”/Texas Air National Guard feeding frenzy of bogus reporting out there. The whoppers about Palin are piled up so high in the moribund mainstream media that the wrinkly newsreaders have taken to blaming their most scurrilous, sexist screw-ups on those nefarious unnamed left-wing “bloggers” – you know, like Brian Williams.

Why do the pampered poodles of the elite media loathe Sarah so much? Let’s go down the list.

She’s only 44 years old. She’s just not seasoned enough – and if you don’t believe me, just ask Gloria Steinem, age 74, or Barbara Walters, age 78, or Sally Quinn, age 67, or Eleanor Clift, age 68, or Andrea Mitchell, age 61, or Gail Collins, age 62.

Why, up on the stage, it has been noted that you can distinguish Sarah’s ankles from her calves. She’s never had a Botox injection. The hags of the Hamptons speak as one on this issue. Snow White Palin must be stopped. Anybody got a poisoned apple?

How can she be qualified when she doesn’t have a single $1.2-million-a-year lobbyist in her family? How can she relate to “lunch-bucket” Americans the way lunch-bucket blowhard Joe Biden can?

She admits smoking pot as a teenager, which sets a terrible example for the youth of America, unlike Barack Obama, who admits smoking pot as a teenager, and whose “refreshing candor” is a breath of fresh air after eight years of Cheney-Bush.

She went to multiple colleges as an undergraduate, which shows how flighty and immature she is, unlike Barack Obama, who went to multiple colleges as an undergraduate, which shows the inquisitive nature of his intelligence, which has been such an inspiration, at least to everyone who was born with a silver spoon in his mouth.

Howie then goes on to list various lies about Sarah Palin that have been reported as facts by the mainstream, and really nailed the situation perfectly.

You must understand printing lies about Republican candidates is OK. It’s called “vetting.” Printing the truth about liberals – that’s called “swift-boating.” From career MSNBC jock sniffer Keith Olbermann to Barney Frank’s favorite publisher Jann Wenner, the verdict on Palin is unanimous.

Read the whole thing.

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Matt Margolis is co-author (with Mark Noonan) of Caucus of Corruption: The Truth About The New Democratic Majority. He also blogs at The Buffalo Bean. Follow Matt on Twitter.



3 Responses to “Howie Carr: The Media Loves to Hate Sarah Palin”

  1. John K says:

    http://elections.foxnews.com/2008/09/05/top-7-myths-lies-and-untruths-about-sarah-palin/

    Top 7 Myths, Lies and Untruths About Sarah Palin
    by FOXNews.com
    Friday, September 5, 2008

  2. Gop Footsoldier says:

    As usual Howie nails it with brutal honesty. My wife was leaning towards McCain before the Palin pick, that sealed the deal.

    I find it odd the the GOP version of a “rockstar” as Obama was called for so long has all the moonbats here and the talking heads on MSDNC, and CNN in a tizzy.

    I hope Severin is right- Obama wins the popular vote by millions and loses the electoral college by a whole lot.

    On the other hand if that DOES happen- I’m calling it now- riots in the streets….

  3. mike says:

    Gop Footsoldier “I hope Severin is right- Obama wins the popular vote by millions and loses the electoral college by a whole lot. ”

    If that happens you can count on the dems to immediately start to try to get rid of the electoral college

    On the other hand if that DOES happen- I?m calling it now- riots in the streets”
    Also the race pimps , Jesse Jackson Sharpton will be out there stoking the fires of racisms

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